1. trust:

    finally a career for me

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    (Source: trust, via phobias)

     
  2. (Source: human, via phobias)

     
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  4. relahvant:

    does anyone else have those people that you’re friends with but you don’t know why and they annoy the fuck out of you

    (via hate)

     

  5. icorly:

    mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

    (Source: asscrab, via phobias)

     

  6. onthesideoftheotters:

    shotadreams:

    mage-of-katnep:

    rainbowsfireworks:

    confusedtree:

    ollivander:

    lampghost:

    [sleep-over voice] are you awake

    [sleep-over reply voice] yeah

    [regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

    [confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

    [annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

    [sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

    [unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

    (via bowfly)

     

  7. "We assume others show love the same way we do — and if they don’t, we worry it’s not there."
    — Everyone has their own love language. That’s one of the most important lessons I’ve ever learned. (via stay-ocean-minded)

    (Source: psych-facts, via procrastinating-kids)

     
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  10. unpopulaur:

    "You should smile more!"

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    "You look tired!"

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    "Are you really going to eat all that?"

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    Is it that time of month?

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    "You’re just being dramatic"

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    "You have terrible taste"

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    "Just exercise and eat less!"

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    "Thats really slutty"

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    (Source: tatianamaslnay, via pizza)

     
  11. macandsneeze:

    This is some jakemalik shit

    (Source: owlcityinstagrams, via kuzco2000)

     

  12. amporeon:

    basedmadoka:

    an erotic poem:

    leg so hot

    hot hot leg

    leg so hot u fry an eg

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    I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG TO FIND THIS AGAIN

    (via meqabitch)

     
  13. terrakion:

    lindseybluth:

    jerkidiot:

    I’ve been really angsty on twitter lately

    hey remember when he spoke over women feminists about his place in the movement, truly solidifying his spot as a great male feminist

    (via kuzco2000)

     
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