1. "
    1. You are stronger than you realise.
    2. You are crueller than you realise.
    3. The smallest words will break your heart.
    4. You will change. You’re not the same person you were three years ago. You’re not even the same person you were three minutes ago and that’s okay. Especially if you don’t like the person you were three minutes ago.
    5. People come and go. Some are cigarette breaks, others are forest fires.
    6. You won’t like your name until you hear someone say it in their sleep.
    7. You’ll forget your email password but ten years from now you’ll still remember the number of steps up to his flat.
    8. You don’t have to open the curtains if you don’t want to.
    9. Never stop yourself texting someone. If you love them at 4 a.m., tell them. If you still love them at 9.30 a.m., tell them again.
    10. Make sure you have a safe place. Whether it’s the kitchen floor or the Travel section of a bookshop, just make sure you have a safe place.
    11. You will be scared of all kinds of things, of spiders and clowns and eating alone, but your biggest fear will be that people will see you the way you see yourself.
    12. Sometimes, looking at someone will be like looking into the sun. Sometimes someone will look at you like you are the sun. Wait for it.
    13. You will learn how to sleep alone, how to avoid the cold corners but still fill a bed.
    14. Always be friends with the broken people. They know how to survive.
    15. You can love someone and hate them, all at once. You can miss them so much you ache but still ignore your phone when they call.
    16. You are good at something, whether it’s making someone laugh or remembering their birthday. Don’t ever let anyone tell you that these things don’t matter.
    17. You will always be hungry for love. Always. Even when someone is asleep next to you you’ll envy the pillow touching their cheek and the sheet hiding their skin.
    18. Loneliness is nothing to do with how many people are around you but how many of them understand you.
    19. People say I love you all the time. Even when they say, ‘Why didn’t you call me back?’ or ‘He’s an asshole.’ Make sure you’re listening.
    20. You will be okay.
    21. You will be okay.
    "
    — 21 things my father never told me  (via forlornes)

    (Source: ohthativy, via psychotic-superhero)

     
  2. quincyjesuslovesyou:

    lily-march:

    sallyintheskywithdiamonds:

    ketamineprojection:

    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL ME WHO THIS GUY IS

    RUSSELL HOWARD

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    Russell Howard is a national treasure.

    Russel Howard for Prime Minister

    (Source: starbuckara, via youtubekilledthecanadian)

     

  3. whatsacanada:

    how do we even decide what our favorite colors are, are our brains just like “i like green because yea”

    (via pizza)

     

  4. partism:

    Pretty girls make me want to punch myself in the face

    (via mermaid-dreamsss)

     

  5. forgottenwinterfrost:

    aelx:

    ipoog:

    daily reminder to click a button so you can give free food to a shelter!!

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    if every one of my followers did this, we could give more than 85 meals to less-fortunate animals. for free.

    AH HHA ITS BACK YES PLEASE IT TAKES A SECOND OF YOUR TIME AND A LIFE OF AN ANIMAL

    (Source: poogie-bear, via rugged-individualism)

     
  6. sparklefairydust:

    askthegrandhighboob:

    fullofsinfullust:

    zzazu:

    trenzalord:

    geometricdeathtrap:

    pugsies:

    PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD.

    Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles
    and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

    If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is
    boiling hot as well.

    Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc.

    Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil.
    Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc.

    Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

    Snopes confirms.

    I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:

    • Do not touch it
    • Do not touch it
    • Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.
    • Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.
    • Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.

    I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

    when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary

    Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else

    there was a bunch of these at disneyland

    i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them. 

    These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.

    This shit is bad news

    PLEASE DON’T BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLE’S YARDS.

    (via rugged-individualism)

     
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  11. taliabobalia:

    i can’t believe the leader of the free world cheated on jay

    (Source: azeliabanks, via fake-mermaid)

     

  12. pinkisthenewscarlet:

    i-spooky-like-fedex:

    skellagirl:

    parallelsea:

    October

    OCTOber

    it’s the 8th month

    I cracked the code

    October is the 10th month though

    It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus

    we should totally just stab caesar

    (Source: parallelseaarchive, via sothisislife92)

     
  13. (Source: the-fucking-trip, via pizza)

     

  14. hitlersasshole:

    I burn like 2000 calories everytime i put my bed sheets on by myself

    (via definitive)

     
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